As Heard In Evanston
Me: ... All I'm saying is that I used to be a waitress, too, so I'm really pretty patient. But, you should provide water as soon as possible and acknowledge your customers within 10 minutes. Even if it's just to say, 'I'm slammed, but I'll be right with you.'
Rock Star: Let's get back to what we were just talking about. Smoking things and my birthday.